CD Turner

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The 5 Most Questionable Romantic Subplots in Video Games
3 days ago
What's the equivalent of "bah, humbug!" in relation to Valentine's Day? Probably, "I'm lonely" or "at least Pornhub has that free premium week." If you are fortunate enough to have a significant other...
The 5 Most Impractical Clothing Choices Worn in Survival Horror Games
5 days ago
Feminine clothing is a hot-button issue... well, practically in all topical conversations. But this isn't an article to discuss sexism, though it might be mentioned once or twice. No, what I'm talking...
'Resident Evil 2: REmake' - Good, but Overzealous
24 days ago
Can we accuse Capcom of selling out when Resident Evil 7: Biohazard was such a surprising success? Though I'd argue that Resident Evil 6: What the Fuck Is This? was certainly grounds for disenfranchis...
The Toxicity of MMO Gamer Elitism and Its Effect in Gaming Communities
a month ago
Elitism is an ideology we all hope that we wouldn't have to deal with in a regular day-to-day work setting. You'd expect it from the preening, narcissistic attitudes from self-absorbed businessmen rak...
Even More Hatred for 'Fallout 76'
3 months ago
Readers, I am quite depressed. I keep playing this game like I’m trying to Stockholm Syndrome myself into loving it. Currently, the servers are down for more maintenance only two days after the last 4...
'Fallout 76': More Bad than Good (a Review)
3 months ago
You know how much I love waiting for games to download and install? Almost as much as I love waiting for day-one patches. I swear to Beelzebub, if Fallout 76 requires an immediate update after so much...